USA - /boot/kernel-usa
Australia - SELinux
Canada - ln -s /boot/kernel-usa /boot/kernel-canada_plus_$5000_tax
“PLUS a promise that the govt will stomp out all other local alternate kernel developers in exchange for exclusive ln -s rights”
“No really, we’re here to protect your R&D investment, we’ll stomp that out too at our SMBs.”
“My! That sure is a mightée big envelope, is that for me?”
“I wear nice suits, I’m a good person”
India - /var/spool/mqueue/spamtogo
China - /tmp/perl_telnet_trojan_upload
Japan - /usr/lib/libc.so
Russia - gcc moscow.c -o vodka
France - g++ moncul.cc -o bravo
Spain - ls -la
Argentina - rm -fr / && echo “hacked by team S1z3rZ”
Mexico - gdm (re: de Icaza)
What I’m doing now is optimizing so that queries for new searches can be passed with the least bytes possible as to increase speed across multi-billion record searches and mutli-million precompiled result caches.
Optimizing is something I like because it’s done after the main code is written, and it only requires slight modifications.
I got a comment on my let Harper drive a Yugo thread
, and I responded. It really pisses me off when people ignore their surroundings for the sake of bliss. It really is this bad and I am not exaggerating.
UPDATE: This is exactly like picking fruit from a tree. The picked our tree bare, but by the time the tree gets transplanted to another grove and producing good searches, their fruit they pilfered is going to be rotted sh1t. A few thousand is sh1t in comparison. So no matter what happens I win, because I am the most valuable part of the company and they can’t keep that from leaving. Plus I have a search engine. The best people leave. This is why.
BTW, Victor Lucas can fsck himself. He’s a leech just like Celine Dion.
What a bunch of crooks. Really.
UPDATE2: Wait, did you think I was speaking metaphorically?
No, I wasn’t. No.